Hopefully that torpedo launched him straight into terrible and inappropriate pick-up line Hell.

Real pick-up lines!
Has a genteel sir or dame tried one on you lately?

SEND IT TO ME: howyoudoin.tumblr @gmail.com.

(I was twelve at the time)

Me: (eating a torpedo ice cream bar)

Grease ball in front of car garage: I wish I was that ice cream.

Me: (throws the ice cream at him)

(via Christine in NYC)

How You Doin?