Sorry I cannot hear you, I'm kind of busy.

Real pick-up lines!
Has a genteel sir or dame tried one on you lately?

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Sorry I cannot hear you, I’m kind of busy.

Man on 13th Street: (to my roommate and I) Hello Lady Gaga and Lady Ooh La Lah!

Me: Which one of us is which?

Man on 13th Street: It don’t matter!

(via Kristen in NYC)