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Museum Guests: Worst Pick-up Line EVER

  • Guest: Hi!
  • Me: Hello.
  • Guest: Don't you recognize me?
  • Me: um...sorry, can't say I do.
  • Guest: Aren't you Tyler?
  • Me: no...
  • Guest: Are you Tyler's brother?
  • Me: I don't have any siblings.
  • Guest: You aren't even from around here, are you?
  • Me: Nope.
  • Guest: You remind me of someone I taught in Sunday School!
  • Me: Thank you?