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A back back is not an anatomical part.

Waiter at a Cafe: You got tattoos?
Jo: Yeah, I’ve got a few.
Waiter at a Cafe: You got one on your back?
Jo: Yeah, I have a few on my back.
Waiter at a Cafe: Nooo, like you got one on your back back?
Me: Jo, I think he’s wondering if you have a tramp stamp.

(via Jenny in Connecticut)