Dec
20th
Sun
20th
Really covering all your bases, eh?
Guy with girlfriend: (his girlfriend has just left to use the bathroom) I saw you looking over here.
Me: I’m sorry I was just thinking about work, spacing out.
Guy with girlfriend: Oh, I was gonna see if you wanted my number.
Me: Your girlfriend is here.
Guy with girlfriend: I’m breaking up with her tonight so you can call tomorrow.
Me: No thanks.
(via Gap in Bangkok)
