How You Doin? - Maybe he just confused you for a Yankee Candle.

Real pick-up lines!
Has a genteel sir or dame tried one on you lately?

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Maybe he just confused you for a Yankee Candle.

Man in a golf hat and nice jacket: You’re pretty. You smell nice. Like honeysuckle.

(via Amanda in Washington, D.C.)