How You Doin? - But thank you for your if/then statement of purpose.

Real pick-up lines!
Has a genteel sir or dame tried one on you lately?

SEND IT TO ME: howyoudoin.tumblr @gmail.com.

But thank you for your if/then statement of purpose.

Man in bar: If I were that guy that you’ve been talking to, then I would be making out with you by now.

Me: That was my brother.

(via Erica in Norwalk, CT)