You really don't beat around the bush do you? You won't be beating around my bush either, man.

Real pick-up lines!
Has a genteel sir or dame tried one on you lately?

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You really don’t beat around the bush do you? You won’t be beating around my bush either, man.

Man waiting for the bathroom: The ladies’ room is around the corner.

Me: Oh, I know…but it’s clogged. My friend is in there and I’m just guarding the door until she’s done.

Man waiting for the bathroom: Hey you’re good looking.

Me: Uh…

Man waiting for the bathroom: You know what I’m going to do? First, I’m going to make out WITH YOUR FACE. Then, I’m going to FUCK YOU.

Me: That is not how you speak to a lady!

(Then my friend came out of the bathroom and I went in there and could hear him using the same line on her)

(via Kristen in NYC)