How You Doin? - I was worried it may be the list of secret ingredients to my grandmother's lasagna recipe.

Real pick-up lines!
Has a genteel sir or dame tried one on you lately?

SEND IT TO ME: howyoudoin.tumblr @gmail.com.

I was worried it may be the list of secret ingredients to my grandmother’s lasagna recipe.

Man on the sidewalk: ‘Scuse me, miss?

Me: Yes?

Man on the sidewalk: You dropped something.

Me: Oh! Thank you…where is it?

Man on the sidewalk: It’s my number. Here I’ll just give you a new one.

(via Emily in NYC)