How You Doin? - .::shudder::.

Real pick-up lines!
Has a genteel sir or dame tried one on you lately?

SEND IT TO ME: howyoudoin.tumblr @gmail.com.

.::shudder::.

Man who is friends with my parents: I haven’t seen you since you were probably three years old!
Me: Aww, I must’ve been cute.
Man who is friends with my parents: ….Oh you still are cute!!

(via Bridget in Vermont)