How You Doin? - And FYI Gus is the fat one and Jaq is the other mouse. I had to call my roommate to find this out...she asked the entire line of people waiting to see Mika.

Real pick-up lines!
Has a genteel sir or dame tried one on you lately?

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And FYI Gus is the fat one and Jaq is the other mouse. I had to call my roommate to find this out…she asked the entire line of people waiting to see Mika.

Man with potbelly: ‘Scuse me Cinderella, should I find another seat?

Me: Oh no, sorry. I was just trying to order a beer.

Man with potbelly: Cinderelli! Cinderelli! I’m like that mouse in the movie….but not the fat one.

Me: Gus? I remember one of the mice was named Gus.

Man with potbelly: Talk into my other ear. I can’t hear in this one.

Me: (repeat myself)

Man with potbelly: Yeah. Whichever one wasn’t fat. CINDERELLI! CINDERELLI!

(via myself in NYC)