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To his credit, he didn’t say he liked your beard cause it’s like a Jesus beard.

Middle aged guy in his “Sunday best” brown suit: Hi.

Me: Hi. How’s it going?

Guy in suit: I like your hair… cause it’s like Jesus hair.

Me: (I think this is a nice compliment, if you’re a fan of Jesus) Thanks.

Guy in suit: You know, cause it’s kinky… (I walk away quickly)… you hear me?

(via Shea in Southeast D.C.)