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Scene from my walk to the gym this morning

  • [ARIELLE walks to the El in her gym clothes - yoga shorts, sneakers, and a baggy sweatshirt.]
  • LONE MAN ON SIDEWALK: Hey babygurl. You lookin real good. Good enough to eat, ha ha. Yeah you, Gray-Shorts. I like them legs.
  • ARIELLE: [stopping in her tracks, looking directly intently, unflinchingly at him] Oh, these aren't mine. I killed and skinned my roommate to make a pair of leggings.
  • LONE MAN ON SIDEWALK: ...
  • ARIELLE: [cheerfully] Have a good one!
  • [EXEUNT.]
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