January 2010
3 posts
A back back is not an anatomical part.
Waiter at a Cafe: You got tattoos? Jo: Yeah, I’ve got a few. Waiter at a Cafe: You got one on your back? Jo: Yeah, I have a few on my back. Waiter at a Cafe: Nooo, like you got one on your back back? Me: Jo, I think he’s wondering if you have a tramp stamp.
(via Jenny in Connecticut)
He asked us for money after this but I didn't want...
Man in a puffy jacket: You know, you are a black man’s dream.
Me: Oh! Thank you?
Man in a puffy jacket: (to my friend) And you…you are a black man’s kryptonite.
(via Whitney in Boston)
We all gotta start somewhere.
Man in Madison Square Garden gift shop: You have beautiful eyes. Can I read you one of my slam poems?
(via Shannon in NYC)