December 2009
6 posts
Really covering all your bases, eh?
Guy with girlfriend: (his girlfriend has just left to use the bathroom) I saw you looking over here. Me: I’m sorry I was just thinking about work, spacing out. Guy with girlfriend: Oh, I was gonna see if you wanted my number. Me: Your girlfriend is here. Guy with girlfriend: I’m breaking up with her tonight so you can call tomorrow. Me: No thanks.
(via Gap in Bangkok)
She also added that she washed her ear with soap...
Man with spiky hair: (sticks his tongue in my ear)
Me: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You don’t even know me!
Man with spiky hair: I could get to know you…
Me: You don’t even know my ear.
Man with spiky hair: I could get to know your ear…
(via Kristen in NYC)
So pissed I wasted this joke on you.
Patent Lawyer: So…what’s your favorite book?
Me: The Berenstein Bears Get the Gimmies
Patent Lawyer: Oh…I’ve never heard of that.
Me: What’s yours?
Patent Lawyer: The Fountainhead
(via Alex in NYC)
Maybe he just confused you for a Yankee Candle.
Man in a golf hat and nice jacket: You’re pretty. You smell nice. Like honeysuckle.
(via Amanda in Washington, D.C.)
But thank you for your if/then statement of...
Man in bar: If I were that guy that you’ve been talking to, then I would be making out with you by now.
Me: That was my brother.
(via Erica in Norwalk, CT)
Smooth. Are you a serial killer?
Man: Excuse me --
(I stop)
Man: I'm looking for BU?
Me: (slightly confused, as we are on the overpass which divides central and west campus) You're pretty much there. It's BU all along Comm Ave in both directions.
Man: I'm looking for the BU campus.
Me: Yeah. Um, this is it. Are you looking for a specific building?
Man: No, just the general area.
Me: Well you're there!
Man: I'm sorry, I'm just wondering -- you're a very beautiful woman, can I have your phone number?