January 2009
12 posts
You are not getting a merit badge. Or a place in...
My very drunk friend to guy with backpack on: Heyyyy boy scout.
Guy with backpack on: Actually I just came from the gym.
(via Jess in Cambridge, MA)
Catcalling: creepy or a compliment? →
Bonus that Holly Kearl went to my alma mater.
This tumblr is my way of turning the tables. If men (and sometimes women!) are going to say ridiculous things to the opposite sex, I am going to record it and submit it for public ridicule. Plus it’s fun.
(thanks to Andrew for the link.)
Definitely illegal.
Man I work with: You have the ass of Marilyn Monroe.
(via Alex in Washington, D.C.)
My name is Opening a Can of Whoop-Ass!
Indian dude with British accent: Excuse me, where is the 4 train?
Me: Keep going the way you’re going and make a left on Park.
Indian dude with British accent: What’s your name? You want to come with me?
(via Laura in NYC)
LeDroit Park, 12:09pm
pterodactyls:
On my way to the post office, some guy leaned out of his truck and yelled “Shake it like a Polaroid picture!” I don’t know which was worse: that it was barely noon, or that it’s no longer 2003.
Maybe he was just excited that Polaroid film is coming back?
New rule: I will be re-blogging all pick-up lines people I follow tumble about.
Well, MEOW
Me: (dressed in a black coat, black pants, and black gloves)
Homeless Man: You’re my Catwoman!
(via Brigid in NYC)
Now I have to avoid D.J. Evil-E everyday in the...
Man in elevator: Do you girls go to parties?
Me: Uhh….yes…sometimes?
Man in elevator: Well I tell ya what. Me and my friend here are throwin’ an after work party today just down the street.
My coworker: Nice.
Man in elevator: Yea it’s gonna be great. Over at The Blarney Stone. I’ll be spinning ‘til late. (hands us both palm cards) My D.J. name is...
"Come on be my baby tonight." - David from Real...
Guy in frat house: Do you want to see my room?
Me: No thanks, I only see my boyfriend’s room.
Guy in frat house: I can be your boyfriend. Tonight.
(via Erica at UPenn)
After this the well-dressed woman gave me the...
Crazy white guy in train station: You hired my nephew.
Well-dressed woman with laptop: Huh? Who’s your nephew?
Crazy white guy in train station: Obama.
Well-dressed woman with laptop: I don’t know who that is.
(overheard by myself in Norwalk, CT)
Sweet and I'll see if my knee wants to come up.
Some guy in a crappy bar: Are your shoelaces having a party?
Me: No.
Some guy in a crappy bar: If so we should invite your pants down.
(via Jenna in Wisconsin)
The sad part is we go here so often and are so...
My coworker: Can I try the Mexican meatball soup?
Mexican Soup Guy: Sure! Here I am!
Me: Can I have a small Mexican meatball?
Mexican Soup Guy: It’s not small.
(via myself in NYC)
No longer updated daily but updated when someone...
This is kind of a stretch, but in 2006 I was in Ocean City, Maryland and a teenage boy came up to me and asked if he could come to my room. I am pretty certain he was not in possession of all his faculties, if you know what I mean. I did not take him up on this offer.