How You Doin?

2009

December 4
November 5
October 1
September 2
August 2
July 3
June 6
May 2
April 5
March 2
February 9
January 12

2008

December 21
November 30
October 21
September 15
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January

So pissed I wasted this joke on you.

Patent Lawyer: So…what’s your favorite book? Me: The Berenstein Bears Get the Gimmies ...
Dec 13th

Maybe he just confused you for a Yankee...

Man in a golf hat and nice jacket: You’re pretty. You smell nice. Like honeysuckle. (via...
Dec 8th

But thank you for your if/then statement...

Man in bar: If I were that guy that you’ve been talking to, then I would be making out with...
Dec 5th

Smooth. Are you a serial killer?

Man: Excuse me --
(I stop)
Man: I'm looking for BU?
Me: (slightly confused, as we are on the overpass which divides central and west campus) You're pretty much there. It's BU all along Comm Ave in both directions.
Man: I'm looking for the BU campus.
Me: Yeah. Um, this is it. Are you looking for a specific building?
Man: No, just the general area.
Me: Well you're there!
Man: I'm sorry, I'm just wondering -- you're a very beautiful woman, can I have your phone number?
Dec 1st