How You Doin?

Real pick-up lines!
Has a genteel sir or dame tried one on you lately?

SEND IT TO ME: howyoudoin.tumblr @gmail.com.

I imagine a tiny harp playing during this interaction.

Me: I am really surprised.

Girl: What?

Me: That you haven’t been arrested yet.

Girl: Why?

Me: For being so beautiful.

(via Nick in NYC)