How You Doin?

Real pick-up lines!
Has a genteel sir or dame tried one on you lately?

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I was dressed as Mr. Potato Head on Halloween.

Man dressed as a purple unicorn: So, is there a Mr. Potato Head?

Me: I am Mr. Potato Head.

Man dressed as a purple unicorn: Oh. Well is there a Mrs. Potato Head?

Me: This is confusing.

(via myself in NYC)