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Sun
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I would suggest he take a cold shower but that might just set him off a bit.
A friend and I exit a walk-in freezer. A scruffy, much older man approaches.
Man: You know what happens when you go into a freezer?Me: …uhhh, no?
Man: Your nipples get real hard! *stares hard at our chests*
(via Lauren)
